Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Elayne Boosler
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  2. Writing is a lot like making soup. My subconscious cooks the idea, but I have to sit down at the computer to pour it out. - Robin Wells

  3. Soup is cozy. - A.D. Posey

  4. Alphabet soup is my magic eight ball. Served hot or cold, words are delicious. - Amanda Mosher

  5. If you feel all damp and lonely like a mushroom, find the thick, creamy soup of joyfulness and just dive into it in order to make life tastier - Munia Khan

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